Here’s To The Nurses On Your Day
Thulaganyo Jankey | Tuesday May 21, 2024 05:40
On International Nurses Day, we tip our hats to these compassionate warriors who wield thermometers like swords and bandages like shields. They are the vigilant sentinels at the gates of recovery, the ones who listen to our grumbles with saintly patience, and yet, somehow, manage to draw blood without conjuring a single curse from our lips.
They flit through the wards offering hope with every measured step. And let's not forget their magical ability to appear exactly at the moment you finally find a comfortable position in your hospital bed. With a knack for disappearing when you need an extra pillow, but reappearing in a flash at the sound of the faintly muffles of a distressed patient, nurses master the art of being ever-present. Nurses often get a bad rap.
They're accused of not loving their job, being less than friendly, and not donning the iconic Florence Nightingale cap—a supposed barometer of professional passion. But let's be real, if nurses were to wear those caps today, they'd have to juggle them on top of monitors, stethoscopes, and, let's not forget, the occasional unruly patient. Imagine a nurse trying to balance that cap while performing a ballet of tasks: administering medications, charting vital signs, and offering a shoulder to lean on—all with a grace that would make Ms. Nightingale herself proud.
The truth is, nurses are the spice that makes the hospital stew come alive. Without them, the whole medical experience would be as bland as unsalted potato chips. They bring warmth, care, and sometimes that necessary pinch of cheek that keeps everything in perspective. Sure, they might not always have the time for pleasantries—after all, they're often sprinting from one emergency to another—but their dedication is unwavering. So, next time you're in a clinic, remember that the nurse bustling past you has probably been on their feet for hours, likely skipped lunch, and is still managing to keep a smile while wrangling the chaos.
They might not wear a cap, but they certainly wear many hats—and juggle them with an expertise that would make a circus performer envious. In the tapestry of healthcare, nurses are indeed the vibrant threads that hold it all together, adding color and texture to what would otherwise be a very sterile environment. One friend of mine went to the USA and had a very hilarious encounter with a nurse mainly because his tongue was firmly stuck in Africa and his accent and intonation conveyed a totally different meaning. It was a classic tale of linguistic misadventures! It's a universal experience that anyone who's ever stepped out of their linguistic comfort zone can relate to. Imagine you are in the USA, land of the 'free refills' and 'howdy's', trying to navigate a conversation with a nurse whose accent is as thick as the plot of a daytime soap opera.
Every 'water' sounds like 'wadder', and every instruction comes with a side of confusion. Meanwhile, his own accent is so rich and rhythmic, it might as well be a drumbeat from the heart of Africa. The result? A comedy of errors. It's a reminder that language is more than just words; it's melody, rhythm, and sometimes, an unexpected punchline.
This was how it went My friend: Hi. I would like to see a nurse Nurse: You would like to see what? My friend: A nurse Nurse: You would like to see an ass My friend: Yes Nurse: Whose ass would you like to see? Do you realize how inappropriate your request is in a medical facility? So here's to the nurses, who see us at our worst and help us towards our best, all while managing to keep their scrubs suspiciously spotless. How do they do it? It's one of the great medical mysteries, right up there with why the hospital gowns must always leave one's dignity exposed. Nurses, we salute you, and promise to always follow your instructions... after we Google them just to be sure. In conclusion, nurses might not fit the old-school image of the cap-wearing, stern-faced matrons, but they embody the spirit of nursing more than ever.
They're the heart and soul of the clinic, the ones who add that special seasoning to the hospital experience, and they do it all without a cap. Because, at the end of the day, it's not about the headwear—it's about the care they give, and that's something no cap could ever represent. So here's to the nurses, the real MVPs of the medical field, cap or no cap. (For comments, feedback and insults email inkspills1969@gmail.com) Thulaganyo Jankey is a training consultant who runs his own training consultancy that provides training in BQA- accredited courses. His other services include registering consultancies with BQA and developing training courses. Contact him on 74447920 or email ultimaxtraining@gmail.com.