Anne Kansiime Twerks To Charma Gal�s Sekuta
Dumisani Ncube | Monday November 2, 2015 13:24
The woman who can manage to make her audience laugh with ease, told those in attendance that she has an ambition of becoming a Motswana woman when she grows up.
“Botswana women are blessed, they have big buttocks that is enough for the whole nation”. She went on to say she was surprised and jealous to see women with big behinds when she was at the airport, adding that she compared it with her’s.
She quickly moved on to talk about relationships, and how a woman can figure out if their man thinks they are beautiful or not.
“If you are beautiful he puts your pictures as his profile picture on his social networks accounts, but if you are ugly he will put the likes of Kilimanjaro Mountain as his profile picture. If he calls you by your full name during intimacy it means you are ugly.”
She made fun of water shortages in Gaborone, likening the situation to her own country. She told her audience that in her country people are now bathing from a cup of water using one finger to make sure they do not waste water.
While talking about water shortages, she picked a man from the audience and danced with him, ‘at least you bathed, you smelling good,’ she said. In closing, she called her support acts on to the stage and host Celeste Ntuli, and danced to Vee Mampeezy’s hit track Baba.
Host Ntuli was also on fire as she managed to make the audience laugh with a couple of jokes in between performances. Local comics displayed their best with Tulani Tau opening with a water shortage joke, saying that these days visitors are not allowed to ask for a glass of water when they visit relatives and friends due to water shortages. “A glass of water is for people with expensive taste these days”. Charles Manase made fun of his Zimbabwean nationality.