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Thulaganyo Jankie
  • Remembering The Iconic Dinner Belt

    It was a broad mass of shiny cotton that you wrapped around your waist when you attended a glitz and glamour occasion. Well, of course back then as a teenager there were very few such events except the Super Party. The Super Party was a Form 5...

  • Remembering The Iconic Dinner Belt

    It was a broad mass of shiny cotton that you wrapped around your waist when you attended a glitz and glamour occasion. Well, of course back then as a teenager there were very few such events except the Super Party. The Super Party was a Form 5...

  • The Good Old Days

    My teenage son wanted to know ‘Grandpa keeps talking about the good old days. When are we getting ours and what are good old days?’ How do you explain to an inquisitive teenager when he will get his good old days and what these are? I swallowed...

  • The Good Old Days

    My teenage son wanted to know ‘Grandpa keeps talking about the good old days. When are we getting ours and what are good old days?’ How do you explain to an inquisitive teenager when he will get his good old days and what these are?I swallowed...

  • Lady P lifts Alcohol Ban

    But Lady P is not the type to twist into all kinds of pretzels to pacify thirsty masses. Unflinching and ramrod straight, she reminded me exactly of Margaret Thatcher when she stuck to her guns over the poll tax in the face of strong and even violent...

  • E-Revolution, E-Fficiency And E-Friends

    We now live in a world that is so advanced that everything worth its weight in gold is preceded by the letter E. E-tv, ewallet, ecommerce, e-arguments, e-cars. We do hope one day we will get e-fficiency. I pray for e-fficiency. All Africans residing...

  • E-Revolution, E-Fficiency And E-Friends

    We now live in a world that is so advanced that everything worth its weight in gold is preceded by the letter E. E-tv, ewallet, ecommerce, e-arguments, e-cars. We do hope one day we will get e-fficiency. I pray for e-fficiency. All Africans residing...

  • When A Fast-fooder Does A Restaurant

    I don’t do restaurants these days. In fact I doubt if many of us do. Coronavirus has decimated our wallets and reduced the frequency of visits to the ATM. If you find the frequency to the ATM has not been seriously curtailed somewhat, it is most...

  • Order, Order Honourable Members

    Some very kind individual has decided that citizens of this country had finally earned the right to watch parliament proceedings on TV. This guy must have one day said to the citizenry ‘I am going to give you a warm, unsolicited hug to sort out...

  • Why Africa Should Leave Who And Form What

    I mean in my entire life I have heard of very few cases of Ebola making those transatlantic flights to Europe or China. If it gets there it will only afflict a few individuals in a great demonstration of restraint and respect that we Africans usually...

  • COVID-19, Help African Soccer Get Its Groove Back

    You see, African teams care more about returning to Africa after three games than proceeding to the next round. The reason is because the actual players that represent Africa don’t really stay here and are actually pseudo-citizens of Europe. The...

  • Ever Had A Parent Who Is A Serial Hoarder

    The old dusty sofa set which looked like a buffalo with a horrible skin disease had now quickly morphed into some sort of masterpiece and a crowd of hoodwinked hoarders were furiously trying to outbid each other for it. Amongst the lot was my dad,...

  • Ever Had A Parent Who Is A Serial Hoarder

    The old dusty sofa set which looked like a buffalo with a horrible skin disease had now quickly morphed into some sort of masterpiece and a crowd of hoodwinked hoarders were furiously trying to outbid each other for it. Amongst the lot was my dad,...

  • Jerry Cans, Fuel lines And One Rooms

    Rob just knew how to steer ships to choppy waters. In fact, if school is captaining a ship into treacherous waters Rob would have been the graduation. There was a common denominator about this queue though. From a distance, everyone seemed to be...

  • The Mantshwabisi Manual

    I mean how does one claim to be a bonafide citizen without ever having gone to watch the desert race. We live in a society where the cold June temperatures are often equated with fun and happiness. Everyone should create this opportunity to camp out...

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