The Zim Commandments
Friday, January 24, 2014
Thou shalt have no other comrades before or after me. Thou shalt not make graven images or likeness of anything that is not me in my thick glasses and Hitler moustache, except when I ask you to print one billion Zim Dollar notes for shopping abroad with my young and impressionable wife.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to any image in heaven above or that is in the earth beneath, nor in the waters under, and certainly not at the foot of waterfalls named after a white imperialist and colonialist queen of England.
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